I am swiftly becoming renowned for my inability to use Public Transport when inebriated.
Subtext: When I am absolutely shit faced I take buses the wrong way.
I am able to trace this not so enviable skill back to September 2010; a night out in Clapham with my beloved old school chums. After leaving the absurdly grim Clapham Grand ("It's the hottest Saturday night party in London- its not just a club, its an experience!"..... erm NO!!) a number of us decided to take the Night Bus back to Kingston. ERROR. In fact we took the bus ALL.THE.WAY into Central London; via Vauxhall, over the Thames, past such well known landmarks as Downing Street and Trafalgar Square... it was quite a while before any of us cottoned on.
There are a number of these sorts of stories to follow.... and I am CERTAIN more to come in the future. Bear with me.
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